It's all laughs here...and occasional fandom related weeping (Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Hannibal, Teen Wolf, etc)
robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

viridecinerem:

can-you-not-my-spooky-son:

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okay so in my city there’s this billboard and nobody knows what it’s about or who it’s from, it’s just here

there’s no name

this is all it says

"I’m concerned about the blueberries"

that’s it

"I’m concerned about the blueberries"

And now, the weather.

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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godsavethebutchqueen:

Me showing up literally anywhere.

shouldnt:

newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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