Some kid in my school has been hiding these behind windows…
when u make a joke and the whole class laughs
friend: you were supposed to be here at 7 and now its 9:45
me: really?? its that late already??
it says spooky mingos
AHS: Comic Sans pt.6
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god
What should I get my mom for her bday?
a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.