Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
it seemed the best fit
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed to be kind to yourself.
kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
pretentious classic rock fan voice: real music
THIS PART FUCKED ME UP
I do not understand how to clarinet
have you tried changing the reed