It's all laughs here...and occasional stupid factoids about my life
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

techno-farts:

princeyuya:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DID TTHEY SERIOUSLY JUST DO THIS IN YUGIOH

I LITERALLY JSUT TOOK THIS FROM YUGIOH

THIS IS UNEDITTED

THIS IS RAW YUGIOH DUBBED GOODNESS OF EPISODE

What glory is this…

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

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